Below is an example of the type of abuse one can expect when going fishing for an interview with defunct prog rock band – without knowing its defunct.
Insulted at first, I quickly realized that Gino Foti of the ex-band Electrum is just insane, without boundaries and resentful of life. If Howard stern were a music podcaster he’d probably jump at this – so I’m publishing. As friend Marty pointed out, his rant has a neat “Take my band please”, David Lee Roth/Catskills angle. Enjoy!
from: Gino Foti
to: Ben Sommer
subject Re: Inquiry from Electrum.org
On Sun, February 21, 2010 5:11 pm, Ben Sommer wrote:
> Hi Gino – I run a podcast/blog at http://BandsLikeRush.com.
Rush??? Never heard of them… wait, is that the opening act for Lady Gaga?
> I stumbled upon your music and an intrigued to hear more about you and your band, label etc.
Intrigued to hear more about ME? Cool! Well… my first memory is when I was just a fetus… I was stuck in this small apartment for about 9 months… next door neighbor was playing one of those heartbeat sound CDs at about 90 dB all fucking day & night! I couldn’t wait to get out of that hole…
I was born in Sicily, which as you may know is an island, and I have webbed feet, but I can’t swim. Pretty ironic, if you ask me. Let’s flash forward a bit: my first toy was a Teddy Bear – like a lot of babies – except mine was anatomically correct. I still have nightmares to this day!
But that’s enough for now, let’s save the rest for the real interview, shall we? Make sure to ask me about the time I met The Dalai Lama in a strip joint in Newark, New Jersey, ok? Nice guy. Bought me a lap dance. What was the name of that Asian chick again? I want to say “Jade”… wait… Jasmin?? No. Oh, well…
> Are you interested in being interviewed on these topics?
If you want to talk about the band, I should invite the other two knuckleheads into this, since we do everything as a tri-lateral commission. Which is why we haven’t recorded a composition in almost 10 years! Not that I’m bitter… ok, maybe a little. No wonder the downfall of the Roman Empire can be attributed to the start of the triumvirate system, hmmm?
So… how do you usually conduct these interviews – by phone? Through e-mail?? Do we have any control/input on the topics that will be covered? Do you like gladiator movies? But I digress…
You know what? It might be better if you do an interview with Dave, since he also has a solo CD in the same vein as Electrum; and although he’s by far the least talented member of the group, he’s a guitarist, like yourself, so you can both jerk off while you talk about pick sizes, bridge heights, and tremolo systems, or whatever the hell it is you guitarists do when there is nobody watching.
Oh, by the way, if this is a ruse to score free CDs, you would have done better by sending me an e-mail telling me that you are the widow of a Nigerian oil baron who left his fortune to me. I am happy to say that both our releases are Out Of Print!
And if you are the widow of a Nigerian oil baron, please send me some naked pictures of yourself, ok?
Ciao,
Gino Foti